
Steve, Kelsey and I went on a daddy/mommy/daughter date last night: dinner and a movie. As we sat down in our reserved seating at the
megaplex (I love reserved seating! I pretty much get my same seat
every time) and settled in for a few hours of escapism, the women next to me got up and changed seats with her male companion (date? husband?). While trying not to feel offended, I leaned over to Steve and asked him if my breath or body smelled. I soon learned what her intentions were: getting a killer leg and foot message from her movie going companion. It started out with her beautifully shod feet up on his lap (her shoes were darling, and I was THIS CLOSE to leaning over and telling her so) while he slowly rubbed his fingers up and down her lower leg and ankles. "
Luckeee" (cue Napoleon
Dynamite's voice), I thought to myself. I poked my elbow into Steve and said, "Now THAT'S the way to watch a movie. " Soon the movie was going, and I focused my full attention on the storyline so that I could figure it out and lean over to whisper to Steve what I knew was going to happen next (you really do not what to go to the movies with me, I can't help that I do this). After an
exhilarating two hours, the credits were rolling and the house lights came up and I noticed that my companions to the left of me were still in the same position--she with her now unshod feet up on his lap--and he was messaging her naked toes and feet. Bless his heart, he had kept this up during the entire movie! I really hope he got a great reward for his efforts...I know Steve would've if the shoe was on (or off!) the other foot.